Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh”
im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
What kind of friend am i? The kind that would nair your butthole, no questions asked, that kind of friend.