peko-pekoyama:

"He burnt my shake"

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ishitpics:

bad plumber’s mate is my favorite Mario character now 

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bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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browningtons:

Lets see how many people I can meet on call of duty with this

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dion-thesocialist:

funny story: this scene was actually improvised. the script originally called for pikachu to roll over onto his side and deliver a line that went “good battling today ash. can we get ihop in the morning?” but during filming, pikachu started thinking about how his real life trainer never hugged him and also will smith’s dad, so he delivered this amazing performance all off the top of his head. the animator was like whoa wtf. what a brilliant moment.

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k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

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Anonymous asked:
how often do you have sex?

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

rreturn:

the books - vogt dig for kloppervok

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trekupmysleeve:

Perhaps in another life

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awardwinningonlinecontent:

I wont let this snow day interfere with my swingin and roarin lifestyle

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