coochiejuice
Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh”
(via ipartywithicarly)
brandisbigbootybitches
im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
(via missessubmissive)
ghostdaddotcx
I almost thought about never getting on my computer again for a second
God no
(Source: ghostdaddotcx, via signless-sufferer)
my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera
(via fbgs)
What kind of friend am i? The kind that would nair your butthole, no questions asked, that kind of friend.
ok once i took a photo of this laughing lady in my psych textbook and then like a week later she was laughing at me from a store window
(via anythingbutthelasturl)
