February 2012
gvven:
i think my next serious relationship is gonna be with a crow like i can see myself sitting at some restaurant across from & having flirtatious yet meaningful conversation with a fucking crow
Frankenstein is the shit!
isaacvonparks:
I am in love with this book. Every time i reach the end of a chapter it’s like the end of the world. If you have not read this book yet please do so. You will not regret it at all.
Glad I’m not the only one who loves it!
Shame on the people who have to spark note it.
JOHN
boy: gives girl 11 real roses and 1 fake
boy: i will love you until the last rose dies
girl: omg you're so romantic ily
little does she know that the fake rose is already dead
Hey, I’m working on that one song. For you guise
tunnnelsnakesrule:
what’s the worst thing you would do if you knew you could get away with it?
Steal the declaration of independence
tunnnelsnakesrule:
i hope rick santorum loses his favorite kid rock shirt and backs his kia optima into another car as he’s leaving the grocery store that he was just informed does not carry o’douls non-alcoholic beer anymore
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Every boy I follow is in love with me
Watchnufffles:
franfine:
lil-misty:
glamydia:
oh my god
did she die
THE GIRL THAT JUST EATS CAKE
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN!
Watchdrugw0lf:
gordomentality:
dick-lips:
h0ttndanger0us:
WHAT GIRLS HATE IN A GUY! GIRLS REBLOG SO GUYS CAN GET A FUCKING HINT!
Young ladies don’t have those potty mouths. She makes me want to bash my head into a wall.
10 seconds in and I already wanna call her a bitch.
just the screenshot preview and the comments make me not want to even try
Call a woman beautiful and she’ll...
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum goes to the corner store to get a can of delicious arizona iced tea and when he takes out his wallet he grabs it wrong and it opens at a weird angle and all his change and his bank card and drivers license fall out and everyone behind him in line is looking at him like “wow what an idiot” while he frantically tries to pick up all his pennies
ashleecoleman asked: I feel like a stalker with the amount of shit I like/reblog from you.
leospacemen:
so people take taylor swift to prom all of the fuckin time i think i’m going to make a group on facebook so people can support my wish to go to prom with the one and only BILL CLINTON
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like complete tools to all the cars driving by
richwhitelesbian:
I hope rick santorum posts a facebook status about how he’s having a real rotten weekend and his mom likes it and then comes upstairs and yells at him for being an ungrateful entitled shit and he swears he’s going to run away because this is some serious bullshit and then he goes back on facebook and sees the cool popular guy has posted the same status and everyone is being...
I'm just a big lesbian.
kelticthunder:
And I have a big lesbian crush on you.
You know me ;)
FEELING IS MUTUAL
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kelticthunder:
ebayes:
Oh the things I’d do to Daniel Craig.
At first my brain saw Daniel Craig and thought Daniel Schultz and Craig Stuckey. Oops.
Oh ho ho ho hooooo Kelly.
Oh the things I’d do to Daniel Craig.
ddescendents:
one day i’m gunna be gorgeous and you’re gunna regret not touching the butt when you had a chance.
