I hope rick santorum posts a facebook status about how he’s having a real rotten weekend and his mom likes it and then comes upstairs and yells at him for being an ungrateful entitled shit and he swears he’s going to run away because this is some serious bullshit and then he goes back on facebook and sees the cool popular guy has posted the same status and everyone is being very concerned and asking him to hang out tonight
Omfg
(via holyangemon)