i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like complete tools to all the cars driving by
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I hope rick santorum eats at his computer and gets a crumb of something lodged under the E key of his keyboard, causing...
buys chicken nuggets...just really wants chicken nuggets. But
some prostitutes...stops at Jack In The Box...drive thru...
I hope Rick Santorum contracts a mild headache and takes some ibuprofen, but it isn’t quite enough to make the headache...
I hope Rick Santorum feels like he has to sneeze all day but can’t Alternatively I hope RIck Santorum finally does...
I hope Rick Santorum gets a call from a telemarketer and they pronounce his name incorrectly and then he has to correct...